american culture is

haiku-robot:

osm-rhodey:

ferreandhiscat:

slavkokalegend:

slavkokalegend:

  • i have a structured settlement, and i need cash now! CALL JG WENTWORTH, 877-CASH-NOW!!!!
  • if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation
  • give your child a head start for just PENNIES A DAY!!!!

more american culture, gathered for your convenience from the notes of this post:

  • 🎶 800-588-2300 e m p i r e ! 🎶 TODAY!
  • CLICKITY CLACK DOWN THE TRACK! Its Lots and Lots of TRAINS!
  • Head-On! Apply directly to the forehead. Head-On! Apply directly to the forehead. Head-On! Apply directly to the forehead. Head-On! Apply directly to the forehead. Head-On! Apply directly to t
  • (shirley temple voice) ANIMAL CRACKERS IN MY SOUP, MONKEYS AND RABBITS, LOOP DA LOOP
  • We! Are! Farmers! Bum ba bum bum bum bum bum!
  • STANLEY STEEMER MAKES YOUR HOME CLEANER!
  • Personal injury lawyer commercials (vary by region)
  • FOR A GREAT LOW RATE YOU CAN GET ONLINE, GO TO THE GENERAL AND SAVE SOME TIME!
  • You don’t have to be lonely at farmers only dot com

THIS IS UPSETTING ME ON SO MANY LEVELS!!! I CAN HEAR THE JINGLES!!

this is upsetting
me on so many levels
i can hear the jingles


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