Author: thenanorain

mudezami:

dongboss:

me: i’d like some fries please

five guys burgers and fries ™ employee: what size ?

me: regular please

five guys burgers and fries ™ employee, pouring two pounds of fries into a cup that fits like 20 fries at most and not breaking eye contact with me as it’s pouring over into the rest of my bag: is this enough fries ?? is this enough fucking fries ???

me, through tears and sobbing: y – yes

five guys burgers and fries employee, shoving fries into my stupid mouth: that’ll be $2.39

me, choking: hhhdbhh huh hhhhshhhhhs

This is what I’ve been trying to tell people for years

brain: how about some intense shame about every tiny thing you’ve done in your life
me: oh come on i’m just trying to chill
brain: ROLL THE FOOTAGE

greypoppies:

I want to do things with my life but I also want to bury myself in a forest and let the moss grow over me so where does that leave us

miss—mystery:

tomsketchit:

patchworkheart:

zipplezapple:

dualclock:

corey-once-again:

s3nnr3nn:

turing-tested:

fun personality quiz here  🙂 don’t take it if you’re paranoid but you agree with the results let me know!

okay so the paranoia thing was definitely a useful warning because I was a stubborn little dick and took it anyway, and now my heart’s racing BUT the results were honestly freakishly accurate how the fuck did you get that much about me from weird blurry shape preferences

anyway so this post is a psychological horror game.

Slow down there satan

@lise-thethinker

This shit is eerie

Results were only half accurate, but definitely an interesting experience.

The result was scary accurate and im…