mysoulrunsdeep:

pussyprlnt:

5unflwr:

southernbitchface:

quietly-islayem:

trashg0d:

paninimami:

diaryofakanemem:

turtle94c:

diaryofakanemem:

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

“Whats your safe word?”

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

Lol i need to be his friend

“Every strong man got a sensitive side”

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

“Ooo that’s cute”

Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?

vampireapologist:

I’m in the first basic bio class I’ve taken since I was 15 and getting sick pisses me off so bad now that I understand how it happens on a molecular level like.

bacteria and viruses are only beating me bc they’re so tiny. if any of these losers actually had to fight me in an alley I’d kick their asses. Instead they’re tiny, hiding in my cells like fucking cowards. square up you feeble pieces of micro-garbage. I’ll kill you on your own turf.