Author: thenanorain

worddevourer:

writing-prompt-s:

Anyone who says the demon’s name shall die, but only because they choke on the pronunciation. Down on your luck, you strike a deal with this demon: If you can officiate his wedding, he will grant you any power you desire.

“Do you, Balanuk Carab- No, wait, lemme try again.  Do you, Beedrill Cabbage- no, damn, that’s not it either.  Okay, one more time.  Do you, Bartlesbey Carag- *Cough*.    Babadook Cant- *hack* Benedillis Compute- *gag*  Benedolin Combinat-*Quiet noise of choking*.  *Out of breath*  Benedict…  C-  Com-  Cumber-  Cucumberpa- *More choking, and then silence*”

strawberrypatty:

followthebluebell:

haintxblue:

slightly-oblivvyous:

cutepetclub:

From @veggiedayz: “Blackberry has a song he wants to sing for you.” #cutepetclub [source: http://ift.tt/28SdMmN ]

Kitten: *small mew*
Cameraperson: *soft “ohhh”*
Kitten: *BIG LONG MEOW*
Cameraperson: *soft laughter* “What was that?”
Kitten: *tiny mew*

the caption did not prepare me

the highest ratio of meow to cat that i’ve ever encountered

The smallest kittehs have the biggest meows, I’ve found.

Badass Women in Japanese History

tofugu:

Happy International Women’s Day!

We started the Badass Women in Japanese History series because we wanted to highlight the amazing lives and sheer badassery of historical Japanese women.

Take some time today to learn about and celebrate some of these lovely Japanese ladies!

Read more!

Badass Women in Japanese History