Lance: Don’t forget, we’re only staying over for a couple nights so don’t over pack.
Keith: Pshhh, I think I can manage
~the next day~
Keith with four full suitcases: …
Hunk: What happened to pack for a couple nights?
Keith: I panicked.
“RECENTLY THERE’S BEEN A LOT OF PEOPLE ONLINE CHALLENGING EACH OTHER TO CHEW THROUGH WATERMELON. IS THERE ANYONE WILLING TO CHALLENGE ME??” *smacks head three times with plate* “[UNINTELLIGIBLE]” *gross wet chomping noises*
my parrot is a fucking dumbass with no sense of self-preservation. proof? he got spooked by a pear – by all accounts a green and tasty friend – and flew into a wall to escape, but when greeted with a sink full of soapy boiling water – by all accounts a harmful, bird-killing abyss – he launched himself into it at top speed and cried when I locked him in baby jail to stop him from killing himself.
Please tell your parrot I still love him.
he just threw his seeds all over the carpet and laughed about it so I will not
NanoRain 