shadowsandcrows:

Gotta get me one of those black bath bombs so I can dramatically emerge from the water like I’m rising from the pits of hell. You know, self care.

phantomsteed:

i love how edward elric dresses like the typical anime protag (all black, red cloak w/ huge emblem, tight leather pants, always puts skulls or spikes on everything, huge belt with a chain on it, etc. etc.) but literally everyone else dresses like normal fucking people so he just constantly gets berated for his Shit Awful Taste

chasekip:

10. funny fish guy

9. ghost friends

8. pikachu’s little cousin

7. the most circular boy around

6. phanpy but hes just chillin

5. this thing

4. big chin eel

3. bald igglybuff

2. just a dog with some nice hair

1. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

thanks for coming to my ted talk

thebootydiaries:

doctor: looks like we’ll have to perform a CAT scan. is this something you’re familiar with?

me: I’ve spent my whole life scanning my environment for cats

kneelb4kesha:

Remember at the end of Squire when Alanna rolls up to Kel like “Hey girl sorry I’ve been absent the last eight years the Patriarchy said I couldn’t help you out but those bastards forgot I faked being a boy for like a decade and ran circles around their asses lmao anyway I hope you liked all your presents” what an icon honestly