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Wisconsin White Deer Surprised by his own Antlers Shedding

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aw hell no

Deer, although graceful and lovely, are fucking morons.

Who among us isn’t surprised when a part of our head flies off

As a southerner raised by rednecks, I can confirm that deer are adorable morons.

I’ve seen deer:

1.) Run from their own baby after it sneezed

2.) Run from a turkey that was chasing another turkey

3.) Run into the only tree in the middle of a field

4.) Run from ITSELF after IT sneezed

5.) Run circles around my house because a Mockingbird was imitating the wheezing sound deer use to verbally communicate a sense of unease

Deer are fuckin hilarious

https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_paozz6fnfm1vzr91go1.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://nano-rain.tumblr.com/post/175544737263/audio_player_iframe/nano-rain/tumblr_paozz6fnfm1vzr91g?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_paozz6fnfm1vzr91go1.mp3

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Listen to the HQ Audio

it’s been a while since i uploaded a song, these two provided the best inspiration. 

Your voice breaks and then our eyes collide
You know I’m here to try and make things right
But all we have is burning up in time
The stars cut open

full lyrics below the cut: 

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