jeffreydeanneganstrash:

zerofucksclub:

thuggums:

kingjaffejoffer:

• “this is way too sweet”
• “they’re remaking that movie already????”
• “my back hurts”
• “wait, people get mad about that now?”
• “I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”
• “hold on let me check my calendar first”
• **turns on the radio** [groans]

How dare you EXPOSE me at 5:18 am on this good Monday

The accuracy of this post tho.

dykeboots:

tbh the real advice I’d give to anyone is, do shit alone. go to a museum & go at your own pace & leave the instant you’re done. go somewhere you’ve never been and just wander around, duck into & out of places as it pleases you. linger as long as you’d like.