November 2018 – Page 4

angryladies:

My kink is when you’re eating a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and your spoon hits a massive boulder of cookie dough that you then pry out like an archaeologist on the dig of a lifetime

crazyintheeast:

That actually happened

timemachineyeah:

happyhealthycats:

Citra is REALLY bad at meowing. She sounds like a broken party favor when she remembers to actually meow.

OH MY GOD

yuumei-art:

I haven’t done the dishes in a week and when I finally picked up the kitchen sponge I noticed that life… uh… finds a way…

evermore-fashion:

Hussein Bazaza “Akane” Fall 2017 Haute Couture Collection

inickel:

I’m still confused as to why Disney never created a Lilo and Stitch themed ride and called it Hawaiian Rollercoaster Ride, like yall missed a great opportunity and some good money

ostdrossel:

Nature made this dark and rainy day a bit better by adorning the Blue Jays with rain drop jewels.

heenlone:

not #inktober

yeeeem:

yeeeem:

girls in movies: ripping people to shreds with their teeth. traveling in swarms, protecting ancient rivers filled with treasure and danger

girls irl: swimming peacefully, might nibble you if you’re a bastard

ah fuck. it seems I’ve gotten girls and piranhas mixed up again.

Iverson: Would either of you care to explain what happened in the instructors’ lounge?
Shiro: Well sir-
Matt: Shiro bet me twelve packages of popcorn I couldn’t take apart and reassemble your car in there.
Iverson: …
Matt: I won.