jessitumbls:

cat: *purposefully climbs up my leg*

cat: *stands tall and proud on my lap*

cat: *stares steadily into middle distance*

me: would you like to sit or you know, lie down

cat: no i’m good

me: may i hug you

cat: do not hug me

fairycosmos:

i’m just a bitch with bad posture and an irregular sleeping schedule 

renoa:

pr1nceshawn:

her friend is so embarrassed they’re never ever having sushi again