fuck-customers:

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Not necessarily a ‘fuck customers’ but more like a ‘what the fuck customers’. One night when I worked at a place that had half priced shakes after 8 in south Alabama, there were some guys being loud so my GM told me to go ask them to quiet down so we could hear orders and some how we got on the question of “I got my baby raccoon in my truck, wanna see her”? And of course I say yes and he proceeds to unbundle a pile of jackets and pulls out this baby raccoon. I got to pet her and she was really sweet but she got embarrassed and started to hide. Has to be one of favorite nights on the closing shift.