jeffreydeanneganstrash:

zerofucksclub:

thuggums:

kingjaffejoffer:

• “this is way too sweet”
• “they’re remaking that movie already????”
• “my back hurts”
• “wait, people get mad about that now?”
• “I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”
• “hold on let me check my calendar first”
• **turns on the radio** [groans]

How dare you EXPOSE me at 5:18 am on this good Monday

The accuracy of this post tho.

dykeboots:

tbh the real advice I’d give to anyone is, do shit alone. go to a museum & go at your own pace & leave the instant you’re done. go somewhere you’ve never been and just wander around, duck into & out of places as it pleases you. linger as long as you’d like.

tahanialjemil:

me, after buying things for myself and trying not to feel guilty about it: *through gritted teeth* s-self care

eunnieboo:

so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay

but then

that is my dad with a pigeon on his head.

SO OF COURSE MY REACTION WAS JUST “WHAT?! HOW??? HOW” and APPARENTLY when my dad was outside gardening, he saw it land on the roof of our house. and then it just. flew down. and landed on his head

BUT NOW IT WON’T LEAVE

like the other morning i stepped outside to call my dad in for lunch and the pigeon was just sitting on the front porch watching him work

best friends forever