beka-tiddalik:

fromtheassofmyheart:

dianoetic:

Shikamaru is the scariest motherfucker in the whole series and no one can convince me otherwise. Naruto, Madara, Sasuke, the Kages— they will break your face easily but dude, Shikamaru buried a guy in his backyard, completely calm, and whispered, I’m your God now.

That’s some real shit, I tell you what.

isn’t that the guy that’s unkillable? so Shikamaru buried somone in his backyard, knowing the guy would remain there, alive, forever.

He walked over that grave so many times it wore a path in the grass and one of his civilian clanmembers commissioned a proper paved path along the route and couldn’t figure out why the ninja all either laughed or went green.