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baconmancr:

m–ood:

Magical encounter while free falling.

Can you imagine being that bird? You see a big falling dot off in the distance, so you go to investigate. And it’s a human. Just, like, hanging out, in the middle of the sky. Plumbing toward earth at terminal velocity.

“Huh, that’s weird” you think to yourself.

You land on them. They seem nonplussed by their predicament.

But you’re a busy bird, you’ve got places to be. So you just fly off. Good luck, crazy human. Hope you make it.

tinycollegenerd:

the-ectotherm-club:

“I don’t know what this is, but I’m gonNA EAT IT.”

My lizard is adorable and idiotic. I love him.