worddevourer:

writing-prompt-s:

Anyone who says the demon’s name shall die, but only because they choke on the pronunciation. Down on your luck, you strike a deal with this demon: If you can officiate his wedding, he will grant you any power you desire.

“Do you, Balanuk Carab- No, wait, lemme try again.  Do you, Beedrill Cabbage- no, damn, that’s not it either.  Okay, one more time.  Do you, Bartlesbey Carag- *Cough*.    Babadook Cant- *hack* Benedillis Compute- *gag*  Benedolin Combinat-*Quiet noise of choking*.  *Out of breath*  Benedict…  C-  Com-  Cumber-  Cucumberpa- *More choking, and then silence*”