There are three types of Links
- plucky child adventurer ready to take on the day who doesn’t deserve the shit they’re about to go through
- awkward early to late teen who just woke up and dorks their way to saving the world accidentally causing extreme property damage
- WORKS A 9-5 JOB JUST DOWNED A HALF BOTTLE OF JACK’S AND DOESN’T WANT TO GO BACK TO JAIL


